highly amusing trivia
2006-01-27 || 6:22 p.m.
THIS IS HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY AMUSING.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of felicia!
- You can tell if felicia has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, felicia and compline.
- There are 336 dimples on felicia!
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to felicia!
- Felicia can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in felicia!
- The felicia-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand felicia-fights take place there every day!
- Felicia was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to felicia!
- Chit yin can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
- Chit yin can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
- You share your birthday with chit yin!
- The most dangerous form of chit yin is the bicycle.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become chit yin on New Year's Day.
- If chit yin was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
- Worldwide, chit yin is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of chit yin.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, chit yin is the victim.
- If you toss chit yin 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of xin kai orbiting the Earth.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after xin kai.
- Xin kai is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Over half of Americans are officially xin kai.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as xin kai.
- Xin kai can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- Xin kai is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than xin kai.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw xin kai into a volcano it would stop erupting!
- Lightning strikes xin kai over seven times every hour.
- The international dialling code for bernice boo is 672!
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of bernice boo!
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by bernice boo!
- If you blow out all the candles on bernice boo with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up bernice boo.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into bernice boo.
- Bernice boo can sleep for three and a half years!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and bernice boo would be as small as a pea!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to bernice boo is 10:1!
- Antarctica is the only continent without bernice boo!
my dear apple is so popular x)
- Research indicates that yunning will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- If you toss yunning 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Yunning is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
- Yunning will often glow under UV light!
- If you break yunning, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by yunning!
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching yunning!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by yunning.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same yunning.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on yunning!
HAHAHAHAHAHA yunning has a head heavier than her bottom. x)
- Astronauts get taller when they are in kerri.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of kerri.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same kerri.
- Americans discard enough kerri to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of kerri every year.
- Kerri has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
- The fingerprints of kerri are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than kerri.
- Kerri can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named kerri its 'Man of the Year'!
MAN OF THE YEAR!!! wooots
- Banging your head against ruoqi uses 150 calories an hour!
- Czar Paul I banished ruoqi to Siberia for marching out of step.
- Ruoqi can live for up to a week without a head.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by ruoqi.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain ruoqi.
- If ruoqi was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
- People used to believe that dressing their male children as ruoqi would protect them from evil spirits.
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, ruoqi is the victim!
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of ruoqi in a day.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal ruoqi!
-convulses in laughter-
- Yong ling can taste with his feet!
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of yong ling.
- Yong ling can sleep with one eye open.
- In his entire life, yong ling will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of yong ling.
- Yong ling has four noses.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that yong ling is near!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with yong ling in your mouth.
- Yong ling can smell some things up to six miles away.
- Over 46,000 pieces of yong ling float on every square mile of ocean.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than sherman.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting sherman!
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of sherman.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The sherman state'.
- The liquid inside sherman can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- You can tell if sherman has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- Some birds use sherman to orientate themselves during migration.
- It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to sherman.
- Women shoplift four times more frequently than sherman!
- The colour of sherman is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks yong xiang.
- Until the 1960s, yong xiang was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- Yong xiang can turn his stomach inside out.
- You share your birthday with yong xiang!
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that yong xiang is near.
- Snow White's coffin was made of yong xiang!
- Yong xiang can live for up to a week without a head.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have yong xiang for the rest of the day!
- Yong xiang is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of yong xiang.
isn't it highly amusing. you'd actually notice the flaw in them if you continue testing. hahaha
watched memoirs today! and now im suffering from a stomach ache. ><
brilliant & ridiculous
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